Concert Review - GWAR - Oct 16th 2023 - Toronto
"Could my anus be any more ready?" My exact thoughts as I entered The Phoenix Concert Theater in Toronto . A venue I've been a patron of many times. On time in particular was Meshuggah during the DVD taping of their "Ophidian Trek" concert. I've also of course seen GWAR here several times. Including at one of the last concerts that Corey Smoot would ever play, and the retirement of the character "Flattus Maximus" I'm no stranger to GWAR concerts. This show marks show #33 for me. My GWAR origin story is one that made the band themselves chuckle. Near my elementary school was a forest, and in said forest was some fallen logs, beneath which you could find stolen Penthouse , PlayBoy and Chubbers magazines. Carefully wrapped in saran wrap as to not spoil their immaculate pages.. surely stolen from one of our Dads.. Mixed in the treasure trove of magazines one day was GWARs " America Must Be Destroyed " cassette. "Surely, if t...