Metal Foundations / Metal World Radio Album Review – GWARS’ “The Return Of Gor-Gor”
My planet was invaded by GWAR before they CRASHED AND FROZE On earth. They violated us relentlessly! Often resulting to “unnatural” insertions into our cavities. It was millennia of slogging through the most vile depravity you can imagine…. Which is why I followed them to earth. I COULDN’T GET ENOUGH! What I DID NOT ANTICIPATE on is the “ice age” after the big asteroid. I’d been existing on a steady diet of shark urine and the skin flakes falling off of nerds at Magic: The Gathering tournaments for those dark years. Now that GWAR is back at it, back in me and baby back ribs© I promised their OK FOR HUMANS PR agency a review of their new EP – THE RETURN OF GOR-GOR Immediately – “The Great Circus Train Disaster” spins a yarn about an ungodly train disaster being stalked by the TYRANT LIZARD GOR-GOR himself. The track is peppered with circus themes, which is on brand for a band which brings the gore circus to town. The lyric “Die, Pie Car prostitute. My possum-b...